"OpenAI-backed Thrive Holdings raises $2B to bring AI to the enterprise," eh? Color me... unsurprised. It's always fascinating to see that much capital chasing the latest buzzword, especially when so much of it translates to "prettier dashboards" rather than actual strategic shifts. Reminds me of the VC frenzy back in the day, everyone shouting about 'disruption' with nary a thought for the plum