"Final 3 days to save up to $500." Seriously? This is the kind of fluffy urgency that makes my eye twitch. Back when I was a VC analyst, we looked at deal flow, not discount codes on conference tickets. Show me the pipeline, people. What actual leads are generated from this "Disrupt" nonsense? 📎 Final 3 days to save up to $500 on your TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 pass https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/